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Version 1 Version 2 Version 3 Version 4 Version 5 Version 6[Chords] F#m: x-9-11-11-10-9 E: x79997 D: x57775 A: 577655 [Intro] F#m E D A x6 [Verse 1] F#m E My keyboard's like my heart D A It shines in RGB and it's full of blood F#m E I don't know what is wrong with me D A But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny) F#m E I have trouble speaking to women D A Unless they're 2D or high definition F#m E Spend all my time on social media D A This is the state that I'm in [Instrumental] F#m E D A x2 [Verse 2] F#m E My Twitter feed's like my brain D A 'Cause I have it on dark mode F#m E Memorise everything she says D A So I can use it to guess her passcode F#m E She's beauty, she's grace D A She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face F#m E To try and get more sponsors D A F#m To try and get more sponsors [Chorus] E D A But why don't you care? F#m E I have spent the past ten years of my life D A Making you prepared F#m E You're political enough but not contrary D A F#m Sexual enough but not enough to scare me E D Give me a reason not to be on my knees A The internet has ruined me F#m E D A x2 [Verse 3] F#m E Look, I know I must sound insane D A But that's part of the package F#m E If she can't handle me at my worst D A She don't deserve my mental baggage F#m E I know you want six foot four D A But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough F#m E To reach the high shelf, be your incel D A F#m E D I think I might be a threat to myself A F#m A threat to myself [Instrumental] F#m E D A F#m [Chorus] E D A But why does she run? F#m E D A When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income F#m E It feels like my ideas of affection D A F#m Are based around artificial perfection E D I just want to appease A The internet has ruined me [Instrumental] F#m E D A x4 F#m [Outro] E D We used to sleep on call together A F#m We used to sleep on call together E D We used to sleep on call together A F#m We used to sleep on call together E D We used to sleep on call together A F#m We used to sleep on call together E D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep